Man, look at those guys behind The Big Kahuna, waiting their turn while he gets a color makeover. They’re so freaked out, they’ve gone totally white. That one guy, maybe could use some braces.
Pumpkins
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Von Helgor and Vampire Pumpkin have now gone local with their “war paint” in anticipation of the upcoming Pumpkin Fest, being held in Franklin, North Carolina NOT to be confused with Franklin, Tennessee’s Fest, thank you very much. Anyway, it is the boys’ time of year….pumpkins. Although, I guess no […]
Scary! Don’t look. Yes, it’s been a rough year and the guys do get a bit rambunctious. Don’t look now, but somebody is in the middle of the pumpkin version of a bit of a nip and tuck. Trust me. It’ll take years off your standard jack-o-lantern look. No scarring. […]
Shhhhhh, be bwery quiet. Papier-mâché pumpkins being born here. These are their initial layers shaped over big balloons and beach balls.
Eeeek! Von Helgor’s making a run for the house! How’d he get so close? I’m not sure we want to stick around for his enhancements? Who would dare change a mark on him? Are those sawed off horns on his forehead? I know, I know. Who is “mas macho” now? […]
Oops! Sorry guys. Apparently Fred was having a private word (probably trash talking about Ernie floating around in the woods) with Hal while they were getting cosmetic updates and did not like getting interrupted for a photo-op before they’re completely gussied up. You know, they’re into the so-called natural finished […]
So look at Ernie kind of just floating in the fog there. Is he just trying to get into the eerie Halloween mood or does he actually think with his new updated paler than pale color scheme he’s just “blending” and we don’t see him out there. I guess that’s […]
It’s getting to be that time again. This heat will break and hallelujah, praise be, fall will be upon us and cool weather. Pumpkins are starting to pop up everywhere, and they’re just not those guys you harvest from the fields and bring for the extra heavy load weigh-in. It’s […]
